Beginning: Fuck yea! AMERICA #1! Bin Laden can suck my fat cock! Fuck you terrorists!
Middle part: I can get on board with this if congress can, let’s hope other countries help!
Approaching the end: Time to remember our losses since 9/11, thank you for your service, but here are some bold faced lies about the condition of our country, hopefully you’ve forgotten about Ferguson
Close: Yea, live streaming ain’t cheap, so stay classy, America, commander in chief out!